You can buy milf-scented candles in Los Angeles
Nowhere do they love candles more than in Los Angeles - we even have boutiques where before your eyes they can create a candle of any shape, color, with crystals, flowers, charged with desire. The range of aromas defies counting or common sense. I thought that after a candle with the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, nothing would surprise me anymore.
But life is richer than fantasy. I found candles with the scents of MILF: mother I’d like to fuck and DILF: daddy I’d like to fuck. I'm thinking of giving it to my lover so he can start sniffing it. In response, however, I’m afraid of getting a DILF, but I’m not used to it - I’ve already taken him as a dilf, so this is my life. Dilphs are men who have experienced fatherhood, under 50 years of age: stylish, beautiful and rich - as they say in the manuals. They love to wear chinos, slip-ons and expensive cashmere. Thank God, there was no GILF candle on the shelf (grandfather/grandmother I’d like to fuck) - I vividly imagined the smell of mothballs mixed with lavender. Not for the faint of heart.
My lover objected that I could still fall into the yummy mummy category, because restaurants don’t serve me alcohol without an ID. But it turned out that at 33 it was already impossible for me to get in with the nursing mothers that everyone wants. Age limit up to 25 years. So I am a future MILF in the long run (until 50). But the beloved does not have to wear dildos for so long. Five years and he will already be waiting for me in the GILF category. And there everyone is already equal.
Author: Yunia Pugacheva
