45 doctors constantly live with the 30-year-old billionaire to prolong his youth

Old age creeps up unnoticed and meanly. The other day I had my first meeting with gray hair. I cast a suspicious glance at my lover, asking if he had infected me with gray hair. There is an opinion that old age is a disease. I rushed to study what they were doing in Silicon Valley to prolong youth. 

Pictured is 45-year-old billionaire programmer Brian Johnson. He has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the physique of an 18-year-old. And this is not “thanks to mom and dad,” but take two million dollars a year. 30 doctors live with Brian, monitoring his health day and night in all respects. Youth requires discipline, so the billionaire lives according to a strict schedule. 

He wakes up at 5 am and swallows 40 pills: drugs for arteries and skin, to prevent intestinal polyps, turmeric, black pepper, ginger root, zinc, a microdose of lithium. Then he practices for an hour. Afterwards he drinks green juice with cocoa molecules and collagen peptides. Brian's diet includes a vegetarian menu, the composition of which changes depending on the tests. Routine procedures like brushing your teeth are complicated: you need to rinse your mouth with tea tree oil and apply a special gel. 

Brian takes pictures of his intestines (there are 33 of them to date), examines the thickness of the carotid artery, stimulates the pelvic floor with electromagnetic pulses to pump up muscles that are not even visible, and at night the device keeps track of his erections. And this is only a small part of the procedures to which the billionaire subjects himself. He is going to try literally everything on himself: from gene editing methods to experimental drugs. Brian wants to look 537 at 70. And, apparently, he will. 

Now I feel ashamed for whining to the cosmetologist that there are too many creams in my protocol and it’s impossible to pour it all on myself. Youth is incredibly voracious and takes up all your time if you want to preserve it. And I run a telegram channel, do creative things, live with my lover, children and dogs. So this is a gray hair that I deserve and for which they are all to blame.